1. I’m very intently perfecting my all-carb diet.
2. I won’t go to knitting meetups because I can’t stomach having my disastrous technique judged.
3. I have a deep and sincere love of toast. It is my favorite thing.
4. I can sense the exact moment my BMI crosses over from normal to fatass. It involves what I call the Backfat Threshold.
5. Half an hour of Wii Fit a day more than enough to keep the backfat away. Even on the all-carb diet.
6. I watch TV shows for the sidekicks. Sean on Felicity. Batista on Dexter. They give me the warm and fuzzies.
Memes like this give me the squirms. I never fulfilled an identical one last December. After writing my 100 Things (twice!) and Twittering my every inane thought, I’m out of random facts. So I’m not tagging anyone this time — I wouldn’t want to inflict any of my friends with the shame of not being able to come up with a handful of randomness to post on your blog.
